Meet My Ninja Girlfriend

 
I just wish she’d let me know when she climaxed.
The throwing down a smoke bomb and disappearing thing makes me feel used.

OMG – Must Buy!

I’d make a clever “you’ll never get laid” type of joke – but I want one of these.

Virginity Hero 2

A completely functional Guitar Hero controller constructed out of Legos.
Who is a virgin? YOU ARE!

Mario VS Bowser

R.I.P Princess Toadstool (1983-2007)